there’s a lot of freebies to be had out there, but as we learned this weekend from mindi cherry, we are not entitled to said freebies. but dude, even if you only get half of what you ask for- still a good deal. this morning, my inbox hilariously reminded me of one of my very favorite sample sites, with this headline:
the health benefits of a bigger butt.
i’d originally signed up for quality health because i wanted free stuff. i think maybe it was free jergens lotion or something… anyway, when you sign up for freebies, you also get signed up for their newsletter. usually, this is the sort of thing that i immediately unsubscribe from, as i am one of those assholes who uses her actual (and only) email address to sign up for things. however, week after week, i consistently find myself opening and reading it. pointing and clicking! their diet & nutrition newsletter is shockingly informative & interesting, AND whoever writes their headlines needs a goddamn raise.
DISCLAIMER: nobody gives a shit about my opinions, and they certainly don’t pay for them. anything i choose to rant or rave about on this blog is solely the product of my own warped sensibilities, and a strong feeling that something either kicks complete ass, or kicks no ass at all.
broke 207 
I appreciate your P-P-P-Poison reference.
bel biv devoe was a formative part of my adolescence. it’s a shame that sir mix-a-lot gets the #1 spot when it comes to songs about big asses.
I think this blog kicks major ass!
this blog thinks you kick ass too!
I subscribe to the theory that “fat bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go round”…
i feel a mix tape coming on here! know and love any other ass related music?
genius. just genius. what else you got?
I don’t know why I know (and like) so many ass-related songs 😦
because you’re amazing. all the best people love ass songs, didn’t you know?
LL! how could i forget? ladies love cool ass songs 🙂
You can’t forget Sir Mix-a-Lot!
never! he’s the king of the ass songs! i think we should also include the song that started it all “back that ass up” by juvenile.
My anaconda don’t want none
unless she’s got buns.
By the way… what are the health benefits of a rockin’ ass? I must be super healthy…
actually, i distinctly remember you being quite slim. my ass is most definitely “healthier” than yours! according to the article, women who collect ass fat vs. belly fat have a lower risk of heart disease and type 2 diabetes. although they still recommend that you don’t be fat. jerks.
Aw, you’re kind. But I’ve definitely got a booty on me. Okay, I’ve heard that whole thing about “pears” being healthier fat than “apples.” I thought maybe there was some new cutting edge booty research out there. Aw well.
yeah, i was disappointed too. i really wanted some medical expert to tell me that being a fatty was good for me. back to the hot pockets!