vacation is awesome! well, except for the part where i’m horribly bloated from starchy diner food and my neck hurts because my motor lodge pillows are too firm. but hey, i’m far away in a beautiful place (moosehead!) with nothing to do but sleep, snack, read trashy novels, horribly fail at NYT crosswords, and spend 5 hours straight catching up on this season of project runway. bliss. anyway, my wireless connection is spotty at best, and i’ll possibly be doing some vacationy stuff like riding on boats, hiking up mountains, and getting terrible sunburns, so i’ll be in and out this week. however, i will not forget you! i have every intention of posting on my regular schedule, although i’m sure the content will be tainted with my carb drunkenness, regular drunkenness, sun stroke, sea sickness, and the kind of apathy for work that can only come with 5 hours in bed with a danielle steel novel. just sayin, i warned you.
p.s. yes, there is a store here where you can get blowup sex dolls AND regional jams & jellies. incongruity FTW!
overheard in the office was one of the very few things that kept me from stabbing everyone at my last horrible office job. now, we can eavesdrop on our whole city. nice work overheard in portland!
another charming entry into the maine blog scene! if this chick can make buying toilet paper interesting, we’re bound to be in for pretty decent ride. although i could teach her a few things about getting her TP double extra cheap (work those coupons!).
just in case you didn’t hear me bragging about it constantly this week… the portland phoenix knows who i am! i didn’t make the best blogs list, but they are aware of my existence. next stop, world domination.
the single most seizure inducing web design (if you can call it that) that ever existed. although frankly, i think that the waving santa gif really brings it all together. maybe i need one? (via @mdesjardins)
it starts in filenes basement, and then it spreads to your soul.
why can’t my crazy gramma have a fuck buddy?
buffy AND battlestar alums? the syfy channel knows what i like.
broke 207 
I loved Buffy and Angel…James Marsters was great in both shows. “Three Inches” is really the name of the show? That’s hilarious…anything with “inches” in the title makes me think of dicks, too. Glad it’s not just me!
james marsters is good in everything. can you believe he just turned 48?! i’d still hit it. apparently the show is about superheros with lame powers (like the guy who is telekinetic, but can only move things 3 inches). i’m just glad that syfy is making sure that spike (he will always be that to me) isn’t without a vehicle.
TP update: we’ve only used one of the twelve rolls we bought for $5 a week ago – woah! So can you teach me in 11 weeks?
Thanks for the notice!
wow. that is truly impressive. does everyone in your household do their pooping at work?