weekend pickthrough- lube party edition!

11 10 2010

hello house party, we meet again. but this time, you brought a giant fucking box of vibrators and condoms with you- SWEET.  um, are those beer koozies emblazoned with the phrase “stick it in?”. delightful! yes, today is the day of my 2nd house party adventure, and i’m pretty psyched.

my first time out of the gate, i just picked whatever product, just feeling like it would be a miracle if i got picked. yeah, about that arnold sandwich thins…. this time, i got something that i actually wanted (free vibrator for the hostess yo! a googling shows a retail price of $50!), and something that i thought would make really fun party favors. 16 perfect little cloth baggies of condoms and lube plus a bunch of door prize worthy vibratey and lubey things. also, something just called “female arousal gel” that i’m pretty sure you smear on your crotch to help the magic along. whatever the case, it is a big ass box full of fun toys and what is sure to be a hilarious instructional video (i haven’t watched it- i want to be as surprised as the rest of my guests) that is sure to be even more instructional after a few mimosas.

full party rundown next week, but for now, some linky goodness;

if you were feeling guilty about requesting samples from the evil empire, target (a somewhat less evil empire if you forget that anti-gay campaign contribution thing) has just opened up their own sample factory.

this picture of glenn danzig carrying kitty litter cracks me up.

apparently law firms don’t have a sense of humor. i totally would have given this guy a job.

clue suspects throughout the years… why oh why didn’t doctor prussian make the cut in the US? on a related note, i totally want this bracelet.

some surprising things to consider before you sign up for that 3-way.

so, there’s a lot of uproar over the new gap logo. you can go over here and try to make your own… or you can take your existing logo and crap it up a la gap. the choice is yours! frankly, i think it’s a brilliant publicity stunt where they’ll get some schmuck to design them a new logo for free.

hey, the cakeface website just got a sexy new facelift. (spoiler- new cupcake flavors [chocolate cherry!] and streamlined ordering).

disappearing act.

15 09 2010

it’s not that i don’t love you , it’s just that i’m horribly horribly sick. since monday, i’ve been spending all my free time (that i should have been spending writing this blog including and especially the new “worth the trip” feature that i attempted to start last week) oozing mucous from my various orifices. oh, and drooling. my head is so congested right now that i can hear my own heartbeat in my right ear. i don’t know how it works, i just know that it’s gross and i feel like dying. anyway, i’m sorry. i hope to be semi-functional enough to write something tomorrow, but i make no promises. although if you’re really lucky, i’ll write something in a feverish delirium that will confuse and delight! or maybe i just lapse into a whisky and dayquil coma and you won’t hear from me for a couple of days. either way, i haven’t forgotten about you or this blog. i promise!

to entertain you while you’re waiting for me to break out of my snot cocoon, i have some exciting news for everyone! remember that time i had that ridiculous sandwich party? do you also remember how i vowed never to have another house party again? well, as it turns out, i’m a bit fat liar. sort of. i may never have a regular house part again, but come october 9th, i’ll be having a sexy 18+ house party! apparently durex is going to send me a big fat box of condoms and lube (and a vibrator for the hostess!), and we’re all going to get blitzed and watch a very serious video about BECOMING ORGASMIC. that’s all i know for now (do you really need to know more?), but details to come.