i should really make an effort to round up the weekend pickthrough a little earlier in the day. namely, before i’ve had half a pizza (an incredible specimen in mushroom & cauliflower from otto on congress street), three bowls of party mix, and a couple of very stiff cocktails at the top of the east (apparently the go-to bar in portland if you think you’re on the jersey shore). basically, if this weekend pickthrough feels like it’s half in the bag, it’s because it is.
a traveling toy store of amazing artness. here, in portland. right now.
screw disney! all the cool kids are spending their summer vacations haunting abandoned theme parks.
it’s not an unbelievable discount if it comes with a side of bedbugs. BEWARE the budget hotel of horrors.
just when you thought that food couldn’t get any more hilarious/disgusting… in strolls the mcgangbang.
the onion’s most hilarious joke ever.
unlike the pogs of my youth, at least sillybandz will still have a function once the insane trend wave finally crashes on the beach.
the most beautiful dry erase animation ever about what motivates us. (very surprising)
dear grandma, stockpiling would make more sense if you were feeding more than just you and grandpa. plus, this expired salad dressing is gross.
if you don’t want me to make fun of you, you might want to stop leaving me these passive aggressive notes.
apparently my friends sam & BJ aren’t looking out for me as much as i thought. (i thought we were friends!)
just to open a little friendly discussion… is it just me, or does grimace look like a giant scrotum?
broke 207 