weekend pickthrough- surprising free stuff edition.

26 09 2010

so a while back, i got one of those really sweet amazon free magazine deals, and i got a subscription to marie claire magazine. obviously not a terribly remarkable event, but it would be the catalyst for me getting a UPS package full of crazy free stuff last week, so listen up.

so, by subscribing to their magazine, i got the “privlige” of winding up on the marie claire email list- most of which i deleted and ignored. except one.

“join the marie claire style council”

it was really unclear exactly what the job involved (and still is), but i heard the magic word “free stuff, and decided to fill out the survey. and then, congratulations! the next survey. and then one more survey after that. and then, i had to make a video. 2 minutes about how fashionable and articulate i am. i had a month to get the job done, and i had all these lofty plans about scripting and star wipes… but somehow i ended up waiting until 3 am the night before the videos were due, and did the whole thing on my laptop web cam in bad light in my sweatpants. i was an ugly, styleless, babbling mess, and i assumed that it would mark my end journey toward hot fashion magazine swag.

not so!

a few weeks after the video disaster (so humiliating that even in my general shamelessness, i refuse to put it up on you tube for the world to scrutinize), i got an email telling me that i had been selected for a telephone interview. weird. another 10 minutes of crazy babbling and manic giggles, apparently i impressed my (very patient) interviewer with my knowledge of some more obscure labels (at least that heinous fashion job i had for 2 years was good for something!). i was in! although i’m still not entirely sure what that means. all i do know is that they sent me a sweet package full of random free stuff just to say hello. fancy kitchen spray, some sorta novel, tote bag…

on an partially related note, i also go a weird email from a local marketing firm about product testing out some new flavors of baileys coffee creamer for national coffee day! although national coffee day is 9/29, and i still haven’t gotten my samples yet, so maybe they changed their mind. regardless, people are at least considering sending me free stuff, and i like it.

oh, and here’s some random weekend pickthrough stuff. i had a busy week, so it’s less than impressive, but those hipster dinosaurs make it ok.

this volcano used to have integrity (and other sentiments from hipster dinosaurs).

a big list of things that you think are true, but totally aren’t. (i’m a little crushed that george washington carver didn’t actually invent peanut butter)

i completely forgot that there were movies at the PMA, and october there are some pretty kick ass selection. mark your calendar for october 29th- damnationlad. 7 short horror films from maine directors. apparently, it’s “the way life should bleed”.

just so we all don’t have to have any embarrassing showgirls style faux pas, somebody finally made a resource to help us clueless jerks figure out how to pronounce fashion designer’s names.

kind of a gross article that involves the most hilarious star wars gag i’ve heard in a long time.

calling all single ladies! the classiest craigslist personal ad ever. (jump on this shit now before it disappears!)





weekend pickthrough- everybody’s arrested edition!

20 06 2010

ok, maybe not everybody gets arrested… but a couple of people do, and some others SHOULD be arrested for crimes against humanity (i’m talking to you comic sans). this weekend picktrhough is dedicated almost entirely to all things ridiculous and terrible and worthy of scorn and mocking. so please, mock away!

if there was ever a celebriy arrest that i wanted to see happen, this is it. thank you universe for making it happen, and thank you onion for making all the right jokes.

my new favorite money blog, punch debt in the face, reminds us of how short the distance is between frugal and fruitcake.

comic sans isn’t just ugly, he’s kind of a dick. i’m going to make a bunch of new cooler fonts over here, and we’re gonna form a font gang and show comic sans where he can stick it (or at least make a lot of jokes about doin his mom).

nice work waterville, you’re in the news! (and, for the most hilarious porn heist to ever!)

will people never get tired of compiling websites of humanity’s greatest mistakes? let’s hope not.

ah yes, the marvelous and bizarre spoils of a mexican drug raid (can you say versace handgun?)

in a feat of unparalleled bravery, two dudes go into claire’s at the mall to see if they can find anything worth buying (for themselves).

i don’t remember the 90s being this ridiculous, but the huffington post shows me otherwise (i used to love the salt & peppa “shoop” video! now all i feel is shame).